Wise words from the Captain
Thank you for your New Year wishes. Having crossed the dateline yesterday, we have had the unusual situation where we have been the first and will also be the last in the world to celebrate the New Year. Currently we are in a time vortex, and today is actually Sodsday 32nd December 2013-and-a-bit. We’ll be arriving in 2014 at midnight tonight after possibly the longest rendition of Auld Lang Syne in history (although as we are in the aforementioned time vortex I am now wondering if we are part of history today at all).
I hope that clarifies the situation! Happy New Year!