LN876 21/08/15

The Ballad of LN 876

Auld Nellie lies over the ocean

Auld Nellie lies over the sea

Auld Nellie lies over the ocean

O bring back Auld Nellie to me.

Bring back, bring back,

O bring back Auld Nellie to me, to me

Bring back, bring back,

O bring back Auld Nellie to me!

Oh Edinburgh, Festival City

When last did you bask in the sun?

To make our tall ship look so pretty

We’re sure going to have lots of fun.

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The first day we did lots of training

We learned how to get out damn quick;

Were kitted with gear and with wellies

And harnesses – yes, that’s the trick!

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The evening was fine, and we motored

Along through the lock out to sea

And then hands aloft in the gloaming

And out on the yard arm – yippee!

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The end of Day 1 saw us anchored

A wondrous red sunset in view;

Arthur’s seat and the Pentlands to starboard,

To port the Forth, coast of Fife too.

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Day 2 we were up bright and early

Weighed anchor and practised our drill

Learned bracing, and sweating and tailing

Had smoko to keep out the chill.

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And then with wind aft we went sailing

With all the square sails except one.

The Bass Rock we left well to starboard

And only the rain spoiled our fun.

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I really felt rotten this morning

They tell me I really looked pale

My stomach gave adequate warning

To lean far out over the rail.

Bring back, bring back,

O bring back my bucket to me, to me

Bring back, bring back,

O bring back my bucket to me!

My breakfast lies over the ocean

My dinner lies over the sea

My stomach is in a commotion

O bring back my bucket to me!

Bring back, bring back

O bring back my bucket to me, to me!

Bring back, bring back

O bring back my bucket to me!

Even so we made very good progress

Our goal for the night Holy Isle

We made it and anchored alongside

Visibility only a mile.

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The next day dawned dry, warm and sunny

Holy Isle and its castle in view

Scrubbed decks, and then cake for Ann’s birthday

Weighed anchor, then southwards anew.

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The south wind was now in our faces

There was no point in setting the sail

We motored along the coast southwards

And Blyth was our port, without fail.

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A comfortable night at our mooring

With some of us out on the town

Then photographs down on the quayside

With never so much as a frown.

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Then wheelies aloft was the summons

Our Nigel pulled up on his own

Then out of the harbour we motored

With cormorants egging us on.

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The sun shone, we set jib and spanker

And then the square sails in their turn

We’re now on our way south to Whitby

And we still have masses to learn!

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